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I'm Right, You're Wrong
03:25
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I’M RIGHT, YOU’RE WRONG
I read your comment on the internet
Now we’re gonna have an argument
I’m fired up and in the zone
I got the CAPS LOCK on…let’s go!
‘cause I’m right and you’re wrong
You’re weak and I’m strong
I got the studies and I got the facts
I’m getting ready for my counterattack
I’ll type it out then I’ll press return
This emoticon’ll make you burn
I’m sitting here in my underwear
Cold pizza in a basement chair
I take my job so seriously
‘Cause America depends on me
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Waiting for a Poop
02:08
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You look so cute but that’s such a scam
Why you gotta do this at 4AM?
You just shat all over your new pajams
It looks like curry and candied yams and smells like Spam
We’re waiting for a poop...
You’re straining like you’re in yoga class
I can’t rest til crap comes out your ass
if you sleep in shit you’ll get diaper rash
Why can’t you go outside like the neighbor’s cat and use the grass?
You’ve just sprinkled piss all over this place
You sprayed on your mouth and nose and face
Hurry up and shit cuz it’s getting late
You better pay us back and reciprocate in our old age
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3. |
Working in a Sand Mine
03:02
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When we get to work at eight
they put hash browns on my plate
and we wash it down with ice cold lemonade
when we get off at five
we eat coconuts and rye
get on my truck i’ll take you for a ride
I’m working in a sand mine
When we get to work at two
we head straight for the pool
mama’s right I should have stayed in school
When we get off at nine
we eat macaroni pie
and our pension kicks in when we’re 55.
all day long i’m watching them dump trucks go by
and if a storm comes along it blows all of our work into the sky
Listen for the whistle
That’s our dinnertime
Serving up ham sandwiches and brine
Bobby drives the loader
Billy clears them pines
Yer sittin’ at yer desk but I’m outside
Hoppers in the morning
Grandpa sets the price
Another train goes rollin’ down the line
Don’t need no computers
Stinky cheese or wine
You can keep your desk cause I’m alive!
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when it gets real dark
the monsters come from under my bed
that big one there’s named Clark
he wants to sink his teeth in my head
when i fall asleep
the monsters tear up all my homework
my teacher doesn’t believe
fuzzy says that’s cuz he’s a jerk
fuzzy’s my invisible friend
he’s purple pink and white
when monsters attack me he’ll defend
cuz fuzzy is a friend of mine
when the lights go out
fuzzy holds them off with a punch
that big one there’s named Ralph
he wants to eat my liver for lunch
fuzzy is a friend of mine
he’s a friend of yours
he’s a friend of mine
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5. |
Me and My Electric Car
05:16
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Driving down the road I am the coolest guy alive
Everybody’s fast but I’m a laidback 55
I’m just cruisin
My favorite mechanic is a robot named Marie
She doesn’t have to eat or sleep so all the work is free
yeah I’m movin...
Me and my electric car
Pickin’ up the girls in bars
Hanging out with movie stars
Me and my electric car
The traffiic light turns red for you but I don’t have to stop
I got a special permit that was issued by the cops
I ain’t lyin
I park it near my penthouse on a helicopter pad
My pilot eats falafels and he likes to dress in plaid
I’m just flyin
On oscar night we’ll cruise the boulevard in Hollywood
When you’re on the A-list people treat you really good
We’ll be famous
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6. |
Special One
02:39
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Everyone is having fun
We’re going on vacation
I’m looking for a special one
Everyone is such a hon
I set my laser gun to stun
You could be my special one
Everyone’s a little young
A little freedom in the sun
I just wanna be a hon
Everyone is anyone
A little desperation
I wish I had a special one
I don’t really care
I’m just a hairy bear
I’ll still dress with flair
My boss is a square
You don’t really care
You’re still too young to swear
Your favorite fruit is pear
And all those truckers stare
I don’t really care
My head lost all its hair
I’ll shine it so it glares
A beacon everywhere
You don’t really care
You’re still too young to stare
I’m a hairy bear
Our people are so rare
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I put the man in mantle
you fit your curves on my plot
our margin is converging
and your spreading center’s hot
I’ll show you sex-fold coordination
underneath my mica sheets
I’ll make you arch it like a solvus
you’ll be on your manganese
Yeah fuck me I’m a geochemist here on the lab floor
I’ll drill you like an ODP core
I’ll probe your composition, just sit on my crystal face
your standard state will never be the same
I ain’t gotta buy them diamonds at the store
Hell, i’ll just make you some myself
let’s make a phase diagram for latex
I hope my ∆V don’t make it melt
come see me at the conference
i got the longest PowerPoint in town
My data’s got an inverse ratio
it goes up when you go down
fuck me...up in this volcano
apply some pressure, watch my crystal grow
you got me harder than corundum, all puffed up like swelling clay
your standard state will never be the same
I hear you go both ways, girl
like you’re at equilibrium
I got a new element for you, girl
it’s called cunnilingium
I’ll show you isotopic fractionation
in big delta 69
I got the tools for excavation
and you got the strip mine
fuck me...on this SIMS machine
i’ll excite you with my ion beam
girl you’re hotter than a pegmatitic hydrothermal vein
your standard state will never be the same
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8. |
Gamma Ray
05:28
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In between math class and phys ed
you used to laugh at me in the hall
i was working down in my basement
while you were cool at the mall
it looks like something from space
and you’re gonna feel it one day
gamma ray!
it fits in a 20-foot box truck
and runs on pure kerosene
it turns daylight into dark
those trees over there used to be green
you laughed at me in the school play
and i’m gonna make you all pay
you drove a car, i rode the bus
i had suspenders, you had cool jeans
i’ll turn your Mercedes Benz into dust
it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen
you’re gonna wish you were late
to the homecoming parade
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Octopolis California
Octopolis is an American all-male musical group from the United States specializing in audible music. We often use musical instruments and one-part harmonies to play our enchanting rhythmic. We named ourselves in honor of seven of our favorite North American cities: New York, Los Angeles, New Hampshire, and London. ... more
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